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Q: What comes down but never goes up?

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Q: If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?

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Q: What can fly but has no wings?

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Q: What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?

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Q: I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I?

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Ans: Rainbow.

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Q: How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty.

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Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX.

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Q: There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and two of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree?

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Q: Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons. How is that?

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Q: Which is the hardest key to turn?

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Ans: Donkey.

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Q: which part of London in France?

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Q: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?

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Q: What r the largest ant in the world?

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Q: what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?

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Q: Where do fish keep their money?

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Q: Which sea has waves but no water?

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Q: What do u calls an Arabian milkman?

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Ans: milk shaikh.

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Q: Which is the most shocking city in the world?

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Q: Why Pakistani cricket team given cigarette lighter?

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Q: Which fish lives in heaven?

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