Q Where was the first potato found?
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Q: What comes down but never goes up?
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Q: If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?
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Q: What can fly but has no wings?
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Q: What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
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Q: I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I?
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Q: How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty.
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Q: There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and two of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree?
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Q: Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons. How is that?
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Q: Which is the hardest key to turn?
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Q: which part of London in France?
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Q: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?
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Q: What r the largest ant in the world?
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Q: what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
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Q: What do u calls an Arabian milkman?
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Q: Why Pakistani cricket team given cigarette lighter?
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
HAVE FUN
Questions:
1) There are 8 Apples on the table, you take 3. How many do you have?
2) 10 Birds in a field. 2 were shot, how many were left?
3) Take away the first letter, take away the last letter, then take away all the other letters. What do you have left?
4) If you have 4 melons in one hand, and 7 apples in the other - What do you have?
5) A box has nine ears of corn in it. A Squirrel carries out three ears a day, and yet it takes him nine days to carry out all the corn. Explain?
6) Why do white sheep eat more than black sheep?
7) A man wanted to plant 4 trees, but all 4 had to be equal distances from each other. How did he do it?
8) I have 2 coins in my hand that add up to 60c. One of the coins isn't a 50c piece. What are the coins?
9) A fisherman was asked how long was the fish he had caught. He said "it is 30cms plus half its length" How long was the fish?
10) A Hammer and a Nail cost $31. If the Hammer cost $30 more than the Nail, what is the cost of each?
11) It takes 7 men 2 hours to build a wall. How long does it take 3 men to build the same wall?
12) "I will bet you $1" said Fred, "that if you give me $2, I will give you $3 in return."
"Done," replied Tom. Was he?
13) "How much will one cost?"
"25 cents"
"How much will fifteen cost?"
"50 cents"
"OK then, I'll take one hundred and sixteen"
"Thank you, that will be 75 cents please"
Explain.
14) What comes next in the following sequence ?
1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 11,...
15) In a scientific context, what could the following phrase mean?
How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy chapters involving quantum mechanics
16) 1) How much soil is there in a hole measuring one metre by one metre by one metre?
17) 3) There are 5 apples in a basket and five people in a room. How can you give an apple to each person in the room and yet leave one apple in the basket.
18) A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Answers:
1) If you take 3 then you have 3.
2) 2 - the others flew away.
3) The Mailman.
4) Big hands.
5) He has 2 of his own ears, so he carries out only 1 ear of corn per day.
6) There are more white sheep than black sheep.
7) He planted 3 trees at the corners of an equilateral triangle. He built a mound in the middle and planted the 4th on the top of the mound so that it was the same distance from the other 3 trees. (on the points of a tetrahedron.)
8) 50c and a 10c (The coin that isn't a 50c piece is a 10c. The other coin is the 50c).
9) 60 cms.
10) Hammer $30.50, Nail $0.50
11) No need to bother, the 7 men have already built it.
12) Tom accepts the bet, gives Fred $2. Fred does not give Tom $3 so loses the bet and has to pay Tom $1. Result Fred gains $1.
13) He is buying house numbers, each separate digit costs 25c, so 116 is three digits so 3 x 25c = 75c.
14) 100 (The next number that doesn't contain a "T" in the spelling).
15) The number of letters in each word refers to pi to 14 decimal places, i.e. 3.14159265358979
16)none it’s a hole
17) You give one of them an apple in the basket !!
18)she is a photographer
1) There are 8 Apples on the table, you take 3. How many do you have?
2) 10 Birds in a field. 2 were shot, how many were left?
3) Take away the first letter, take away the last letter, then take away all the other letters. What do you have left?
4) If you have 4 melons in one hand, and 7 apples in the other - What do you have?
5) A box has nine ears of corn in it. A Squirrel carries out three ears a day, and yet it takes him nine days to carry out all the corn. Explain?
6) Why do white sheep eat more than black sheep?
7) A man wanted to plant 4 trees, but all 4 had to be equal distances from each other. How did he do it?
8) I have 2 coins in my hand that add up to 60c. One of the coins isn't a 50c piece. What are the coins?
9) A fisherman was asked how long was the fish he had caught. He said "it is 30cms plus half its length" How long was the fish?
10) A Hammer and a Nail cost $31. If the Hammer cost $30 more than the Nail, what is the cost of each?
11) It takes 7 men 2 hours to build a wall. How long does it take 3 men to build the same wall?
12) "I will bet you $1" said Fred, "that if you give me $2, I will give you $3 in return."
"Done," replied Tom. Was he?
13) "How much will one cost?"
"25 cents"
"How much will fifteen cost?"
"50 cents"
"OK then, I'll take one hundred and sixteen"
"Thank you, that will be 75 cents please"
Explain.
14) What comes next in the following sequence ?
1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 11,...
15) In a scientific context, what could the following phrase mean?
How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy chapters involving quantum mechanics
16) 1) How much soil is there in a hole measuring one metre by one metre by one metre?
17) 3) There are 5 apples in a basket and five people in a room. How can you give an apple to each person in the room and yet leave one apple in the basket.
18) A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Answers:
1) If you take 3 then you have 3.
2) 2 - the others flew away.
3) The Mailman.
4) Big hands.
5) He has 2 of his own ears, so he carries out only 1 ear of corn per day.
6) There are more white sheep than black sheep.
7) He planted 3 trees at the corners of an equilateral triangle. He built a mound in the middle and planted the 4th on the top of the mound so that it was the same distance from the other 3 trees. (on the points of a tetrahedron.)
8) 50c and a 10c (The coin that isn't a 50c piece is a 10c. The other coin is the 50c).
9) 60 cms.
10) Hammer $30.50, Nail $0.50
11) No need to bother, the 7 men have already built it.
12) Tom accepts the bet, gives Fred $2. Fred does not give Tom $3 so loses the bet and has to pay Tom $1. Result Fred gains $1.
13) He is buying house numbers, each separate digit costs 25c, so 116 is three digits so 3 x 25c = 75c.
14) 100 (The next number that doesn't contain a "T" in the spelling).
15) The number of letters in each word refers to pi to 14 decimal places, i.e. 3.14159265358979
16)none it’s a hole
17) You give one of them an apple in the basket !!
18)she is a photographer
Friday, September 12, 2008
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